KIDS SS. RACOON DESERT RACING TEAM SHIRT – WHERE GRIT MEETS DREAMS 🏁🦝

KIDS SUPPORT CREW TEE – SS RACOON RACING BAJA 1000 🦝🏜️

HELP US SEND IT 1000 MILES OF PURE CHAOS

Your purchase literally FUELS the dream. Every shirt sold = more gas money for the most unhinged Baja attempt in history. Because someone thought it was a good idea to let a racoon navigate.

THIS ISN’T MERCH. IT’S A MISSION: The SS Racoon Racing Team is taking on the BRUTAL Baja 1000. 1000 miles of desert hell. One questionable truck. Zero sense. MAXIMUM SEND. And we need YOUR help to make this beautiful disaster happen.

WHERE YOUR MONEY GOES:
✓ Race fuel (SO. MUCH. FUEL.)
✓ Spare parts (pre-broken)
✓ Entry fees (surprisingly expensive)
✓ Tacos for the crew (mandatory)
✓ Bail money (just in case)

LIMITED EDITION BAJA 1000 DESIGN:

• Desert racing graphics that go HARD
• The SS RACOON in his racing gear
• “Support Crew” status GUARANTEED
• Quality that survives the desert (unlike us, probably)
• Exclusive design only available NOW

YOU’RE OFFICIALLY TEAM FERAL WHEN:

• You wear this to watch our GPS tracker
• You explain why you sponsored chaos
• You tell people “Yeah, I funded that”
• You’re part of history (or infamy)
• The documentary mentions you*

CREW PERKS INCLUDE:

• Eternal gratitude from SS RACOON
• Live updates from the desert
• Being part of the stupidest/greatest story
• Knowing you enabled EXCELLENCE
• VIP status in our hearts

⚡ TIME’S TICKING – Baja waits for NO racoon

#Baja1000 #SSRaccoonRacing #SupportCrew #DesertRacing #SendItForScience

Warning: Supporting this team may result in pride, anxiety, and explaining to friends why you funded raccoons racing through Mexico

SLAM PURCHASE NOW – Be part of the LEGEND 🏁

Every shirt = More miles of mayhem. LET’S GOOOOO!

BAJA OR BUST (probably bust, but that’s not the point)

*Documentary pending survival

SS RACCOON RACING: TURNING YOUR MONEY INTO MEMORIES 🦝💨

#TeamFeral #BajaBound #RaccoonRevolution

Product features
– Without side seams to minimize fabric waste and enhance style.
– Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for lasting wear.
– Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
– DTF inner neck labels for a premium finish.
– Ethically made from comfortable, midweight US cotton.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: medium heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean

	XS	S	M	L	XL
Width, in	16.14	16.93	18.11	18.90	20.08
Length, in	20.47	22.05	23.62	25.20	26.38
Sleeve length (from center back), in	13.39	14.17	15.35	16.14	17.32
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00