HELP US SEND IT 1000 MILES OF PURE CHAOS
Your purchase literally FUELS the dream. Every pair of socks sold = more gas money for the most unhinged Baja attempt in history. Because someone thought it was a good idea to let a raccoon navigate.
THIS ISN’T MERCH. IT’S A MISSION: The SS Racoon Racing Team is taking on the BRUTAL Baja 1000. 1000 miles of desert hell. One questionable truck. Zero sense. MAXIMUM SEND. And we need YOUR help to make this beautiful disaster happen.
WHERE YOUR MONEY GOES:
✓ Race fuel (SO. MUCH. FUEL.)
✓ Spare parts (pre-broken)
✓ Entry fees (surprisingly expensive)
✓ Tacos for the crew (mandatory)
✓ Bail money (just in case)
Product features
– Durable blend of polyester, nylon, acrylic, and spandex for long-lasting wear.
– Lightweight and soft material ensures comfort throughout the day.
– Universal size fits women’s sizes 5-15 and men’s sizes 3-13 US.
– Crew sock design with black heels and toes for a classic look.
– Durable 200 needle knit fabric increases longevity and comfort.
Care instructions
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not bleach
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
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